i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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