You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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