Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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