Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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