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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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