You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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