got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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