it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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