im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I don't think brook has ever known best
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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