No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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