hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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