i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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