Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Randomize
