apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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