let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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