I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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