Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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