Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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