I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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