hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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