sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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