thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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