Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
