The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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