I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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