You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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