Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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