dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im six kinds of drunk right now
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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