some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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