Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm bleeding and have questions
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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