We named our party play list daddy issues
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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