You can't motorboat a personality
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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