can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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