Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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