Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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