All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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