HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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