This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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