ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I puked a lego.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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