we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Randomize
