If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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