Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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