i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
