Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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