she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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