Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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