We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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