Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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