He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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