if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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