The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we have pet lesbian snakes
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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