we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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