just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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