Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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