He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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