Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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