Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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